Friday, 15 September 2017

Cranky Baby 'Monkey'

“Last night my father came home with a baby monkey. He was very small and cried the whole time….”

This is a comment that I had unintentionally overheard in a children’s park. I am an Animal Rights Kid Activist, and the mere thought of a wild beast being forcefully tamed down and made to adjust to a ‘domestic condition’ made me feel uneasy and disgusted. Keeping a small baby monkey away from its natural habitat and mother is detrimental for his growth and development, and can cause harm to him and people in his vicinity, alike.

The inner investigator in the thirteen old me awoke and I marched around the public property trying to identify the owner of the voice which spoke of such horrific deeds. I tried going and peeking around seesaws and swings, but finding the area deserted I diverted towards the equally sparsely populated ‘slide and mud pit’ area.

There were groups of preschool children and toddlers trying to walk, toddle or run from the slide to the mud pit. A pair of preschool boys sat in the mud pits, amiably chattering, as they ‘tried to find old big golden treasure.’ A couple of girls were on the slides, while the sitting area was filled with nannies and moms, looking over their ‘big children’ as they simultaneously tried to calm their ‘younger bundles of joy’.



No one in the neighbourhood, except for the boys, could be seen talking about the poor baby monkey, and I was desperate to save the poor innocent monkey. I approached the boys and commanded to know about the monkey. They, gleefully told me that, Mr. Afron, Mac’s father had bought home a cranky, ill tempered ‘monkey’ home and he was kept covered in sheets. Mac also felt that his parents gave undue attention towards the little beast, and he was worried that the monkey would become spoiled. On knowing that the monkey was covered in sheets, I panicked, and could imagine the monkey being strangled to death among the folds of sheets. I hurriedly inquired about the monkey’s whereabouts, and told the boys to hurry up and cough out the information.

Well, younger kids, these days, are very sensitive and spoiled, and my simple question seemed to intimate them and tears started swelling up in their eyes. Before I could react, they scurried off, like a pair of scared chickens, into the arms of their dotting parents. I felt they were going to be scolded for being meek, but no, the parents came across to me and demanded to know my motive behind ‘harassing’ the kids.

I was mortified and taken aback. I hadn’t expected this, and I quickly stammered out the whole episode and conversation. I stressed on the fact that the health of monkey was in danger and knowledge about his whereabouts vital. I was quite sure the Moms would see eye to eye with me on this matter and take required actions, but I was surprised to see a mix of confused and amused expressions on their faces. After a moment of thought they burst out laughing.


I patiently stood as they suffered through the consequence of ‘laughter gas’ that I had seemed to ignite. After a long wait, they finally introduced me to the probable monkey. It wasn’t a monkey, but a descendant of apes, a human, or, more specifically, Mac’s three week cranky old sister, who, for some reason, Mac had comprehended to be a monkey.

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